While we appreciate Cher's open heart, Kyle is a control freak. Your response will allow us to secure the necessary libations for your liberation!

S A T U R D A Y , S E P T E M E B E R 5th @ 6 : 0 0 P . M .

May I please remind you that it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty.

- Cher, Clueless